Sports

Hula Hooping
No man shall ever hula hoop.

Women's Sports

 * Aerobics and cheerleading are NOT active sports, but are spectator sports.
 * A man shall not spectate any women's sport, unless one of the following exceptions is met::*if it furthers a relationship with a woman player
 * if it furthers a relationship with a woman spectator
 * if the man's daughter is a player
 * three words: women's beach volleyball
 * two words: boob bouncing


 * See also Television.

Manly Sports
The following sports are considered manly, and you as a man should be able to completely explain the rules of two or more of the following:
 * Football
 * Boxing
 * Cycling (try telling yourself it is not manly when trying to climb a fucking mountain on a bicycle)
 * Motocross
 * NASCAR
 * Formula 1
 * Rally Driving
 * Rowing (the only sport that originated as capital punishment)
 * Lacrosse
 * Rugby
 * Basketball
 * Curling
 * Hockey
 * Hunting*
 * Hurling
 * Shinty
 * Rock Climbing
 * Powerlifting
 * Strongman
 * Olympic Lifting
 * Baseball
 * Fencing
 * Hunting- Hunting is not a sport in the traditional sense, however, that does not make it any less manly. Almost anything can be made manly if a gun is used and somthing dies (note that is not somebody).

Dancing is not a Sport
Besides dance fighting and break dancing, due to their suggestively violent names (they are exceptions to the following rule), dancing is not a sport, case closed. Dancing is a fake sport for feminists. However a guy can justify his involvement in an act of dancing if it was payment for a sensual encounter with a Hot female(6 or over rating)


 * Notation: When asked if cheerleading is a sport by a female cheerleader, you should answer with a yes and walk away. You have just lied, but it has protected you from a nasty encounter with her foot. If asked by a male cheerleader if cheerleading is a sport, say no and ask him what his intentions were for joining the cheerleading squad. If any of the answers sound remotely gay, you should punch him in the gut. Please use your gaydar in this situation. Do not just assume the man is gay. It is perfectly ok to join a cheerleading squad purely on the basis of getting girls. In order for this to work, the getting some part must be achieved. If not, then serious nut checks are in order.

Pushups
The number of pushups a man has to be able to do, should be proportional to the amount of beer he can drink times 2, plus 10, number of man's manhood pushups is still ONE, no matter what condition he is in.
 * Formula: Pushups = Beer * 2 + 10.
 * Beer = 12 Fl OZ, or 355 ml aluminum can.
 * Note: The higher the multiplier, the manlier!