Music

This is an alphabetical list of artists which includes (a) the song, (b) the band / singer name, (c) an optional description, and (d) the man rank (AKA mank). The man rank is a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being Celine Dion and 10 being Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Show Tunes
May it be noted: Only under realistic death threats, when the weapon of choice is held at the ready, may a man sing any show tune from any musical. With the exception of rock musicals such as "Across The Universe". All the songs in said musical are originally by the Beatles. Another exception is "Spring Awakening" that includes songs such as "Bitch Of Living", and "Totally Fucked".

"Man, I Feel Like a Woman" Shania Twain Any man caught lip-synching, singing, dancing to, or otherwise exulting in this song shall immediately lose his Man Card. Permanently.

"Lip Gloss" Lil' Mama A man watching the music video of this song is immediately subject to scrutiny. A factor in his favor will include his admiration of the good looks of Lil' Mama. See Cheerleading in Sports.